Look, I'm not gonna say this is the last good speakeasy, but I haven't found one in Chicago that has this amount of charm and delight. Located under the Green Door Tavern (there's a door handle on the wall of tchotchkes by the bathroom) and featuring craft cocktails via custom tarot cards and burlesque/variety shows every hour, this place is the fucking cutest. Get there early on the weekends and find me and my hot friends there on Wednesday nights. Also, ask Sam what he's been working on. You won't be disappointed.